Robert E. Storm

Name: Robert E. Storm
Real Name: Robert Sanders
Born: E-April 1, 1969
Hometown: Terrible Springs, Kentucky
Manager/Valet/Bodyguard: Tamara (V)
Alignment: Heel (Bad Guy)
Height: 6.2
Weight: 227 lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Handedness: Right

Description:
Robert Storm is a curly blond-haired, Powerhouse-type Wrestler. 
He does think he's pretty handsome, but not everybody agrees with that 
and some say he's goy just average looks.
He's looking like many of the California muscled beach boys, though.

Ring Entrance: 
Music is on and Robert enters, his green cape, stitched with "R.S."
round his shoulders. Boo's and cheers are in the air, while he's making way to the ring.
Once the camera caught him snatching away a piece of paper 
with "Taco-Butt" and tearing it apart while walking on.

Wrestling Attire: 
He wears green trunks and boots, with a white stripe.
Also green armbracers are not uncommon.

Tactics/skill:
He's got himself a high-school wrestling background, 
but turned into a brawler apparently. At times we saw him do some
nasty moves.

Strengths: 1) Distraction: Robert has a lot of skill in distracting a referee, 
              which can be useful in both single and tag action.
            
           2) Endurance: You can say much about this guy, but he doesn't give up easily.

Weaknesses: 1) Ego: Robert's big ego can play a part, leading to trouble. 
               He can be used, without seeing how. 

Toughest Opponent: Robert says he had none.
Greatest Match: No comments

Allies: The White Panther (CCW)
Enemies: None sofar.

Quote: "If 'Excellence' was a person, he'd look like me." 

Years Pro: 4

Music:  I'm going bananas, by Madonna

Tag teams: The Devastation Express: w/ The White Panther

Carreer Highlights: Not to much is known about this subject.
                    Robert said he never had any low-lights, 
                    so he found it a nuisance to sum up his 
                    entire carreer. 
  02/97  Wins the 1st CCW Battle Royal  defeating Bill 'Iron Man' MacCragge'

Titles Won:  Robert told us he melted the lot into a golden table for Tamara.

5 Favourite Moves: Piledriver
                   Hangman
                   Abdominal Clawhold
                   Atomic Kneedrop
                   Thrustkick to the Head
Finishing Moves:   Pain Killer
                   Stormfront (Figure Four Leg Lock)

20 TNM Moves    :  1)Jumping DDT
                     Figure Four Leg Lock
                     Atomic Drop
                     Standing Dropkick
                     Crotch Suplex
                   6)Hangman
                     Thrustkick To The Head
                     Abdominal Clawhold
                     Piledriver
                     Pain Killer
                  11)Back Scratch
                     Inside Cradle
                     Spingboard Rana
                     Short Clothesline
                     Inverted Power Breaker
                  16)Earringer
                     Duck Down
                     Belly-to-Belly Superplex
                     Backslide
                     Flying Dropkick

TNM specification:
            Worker:  89
            Stamina: 78
            Push:    90

Tamara

Name: Tamara
Real Name: Tamara Conchita Velasquez-Diaz

Description: Tamara, Robert's valet (manager?) could be Gloria Estefan's 
             evil twin sister. She's really looking good, but, boy, 
             does she know that! She's a girl of about 24, that knows
             what she wants, and how to get it. Don't be suprised if
             she uses her high heels as a weapon at ringside.
             I personally think Sensational Sherri in her heydays was cute, 
             compared to this babe!

Exerpt from a recent Interview

Marty asked them some questions about their personal interests and stuff, which would take too long to get here.

MJ: 'Tamara, we hardly hear anything from you. 
     Would you like to say something to the fans out there?'

T:  'Okay. A toda la gente escuchando, a mi lado esta un hombre, 
     que sin ningun duda sera el next World Heavyweight Champion. 
     Es el mejor de los mejores en el mundo entero.   
     
     Te digo, yo soy y sera la reina de Professional E-Wrestling. 
     Como si! Ahora quiero decir 'hi' a mi hermano Roberto y mi amiga Pilar. 
     A la semana que viene voy para comer con vosotros. 
     Todos los gringos son estupidos!
     No es necessario otros contestos de Miss Universe, 
     porque solo es un Miss Universe, y soy yo!

MJ: 'Please, Tamara, not everybody speaks Spanish around here, 
     can you sy something in English, too?'

T:  'No.'

RS: (slightly irritated) 'If the lady wants to speak Spanish 
    she SPEAKS Spanish, fool! That's non of your bussiness. 
    And by the way, I think Spanish should be the first language in this country, 
    the National Anthem should be sung in Spanish, the hamburgers here should have
    taco sauce in stead of ketchup, and some cities like New York should be renamed 
    by their ancient Spanish name...'

MJ: (interrupting) 'But... their haven't been any spanish invaders in North America 
     as far as I know... By the way, how good is your Spanish?'

RS: 'You're not trying to be a wise guy, are you? I do know there was a guy 
     who discovered America, and he was Spanish. And I'm an excellent Spanish speaker, 
     isn't it, Tamara?'

T:  'Si, muchacho, si...'

RS: 'Hear this: Cow-mo ay-star you-stead? That's how you say it!'

MJ: 'What does that mean?'

RS: 'It means: 'I'm the next World Champion'... Tamara tought me.' 
 
(Robert and Tamara leave through he backdoor)